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Of Knights who say Ni The monarch is Duke "Of knights who say Ni" and is a trademan. He delegates, assigns, and helps organize allegiance events. He makes quality ingots, oils strings, carves bones, etc. When you see him logged in, feel free to say hello. He is level 80 or so, and has a total of 10 deaths, up from 7 at level 49 (stupid Reedshark). You can often find him logged in as Tim the Enchanter, but Tim doesn't wear the big monarch hat (looks like a big cheese) and you might not get a response if he's busy.
Zathros Zathros is one of the Allegiance Founders. He and his 11 brothers are often available to help out. Zathros and Z'athros are two of the highest level mages in the allegiance. If you want a portal to certain death, he'll probably have one available. The combined total of deaths of the Zathros brothers may be higher than that of the rest of the allegiance. He spends his time twinking new template experiments, including the ever-popular war-spec melee fighter.
Dingo Dingo is Royal Quest Mistress of Ni, and is the main organizer and quest leader. You can also contact her through Awi'tch and her tradeswoman Calliste. She arranges a major stone quest every month or so, so contact her to be included on the next one. Blame her when you die.
Khan the Gullible Khan the Gullible began life using an extreme cartographer template, and has completely mapped the Drudge Hideout and is now working on the White Rat Nest. "It's bigger than you think!" He has great knowledge of all the lower level quests. It was probably intense lobbying by Khan that got Turbine to raise the corpse timeout for lowbies to a minimum of 1 hour. He is also the Royal Treasurer of Ni, and you can contact him through Barry the Hatchet or Wooden Badger. You can deposit Phat Lewt with him and he'll make sure a gr^H^Hneedy allegiance member gets it.
Wolf the Strong Wolf the Strong has taken over some of the duties of Phat Lewt Distribution ™ and has different hours than Barry. If you are so impatient to apply that new hilt you just received and can't wait for Barry to log in, you can get a sufficiently gimpy 1-3 knife from Wolf. You can also contact him as Belsibub.
Xplosive Xplosive is an Aluvian with an attitude and is General of our Red Ni-DeTh Team that was recently formed. When not dungeon-crawling in Dereth, you might see him receiving "flesh wounds" from another pk. He almost has every quest's coordinates memorized, which is an accomplishment considering the multiple blows to the head he's taken from a hollow katar. When he's spying on other PKs, he'll be on as Spire Knight or his staffer, Brawl. Did that just blow his cover?
Theala Theala is Royal Scribe of Ni. Her stories and songs have captured the allegiance events with an astounding accuracy, as embarassing as it often turns out.
Colin the Shots Colin the Shots gave up the search for an über set of non-conductive yellow plate mail leggings, he settled for GSC with a lightning stone. He's still looking for that Ash Gromnie.
Random Nemesis Random Nemesis has been with the allegiance since the beginning, and is one of the major players. He is always interested in helping out members and non-members alike. He is especially good at corpse retrieval, cleverly leaving a trail of bodies to prevent getting lost. Hey Random! Put some armor on!
Mercucio Warworth Mercucio Warworth is one of the elite body finders in Dereth and all-around good guy. He's as happy talking about the new quests while fletching arrows, as he is hamstringing revenants deep in a dungeon. All honorable people can count on him for help, as long as they can endure his painfully slow buff cycles.
Zoot Zoot has been with the allegiance since the beginning. Some people think of Dingo's in-game sister as wicked, bad, and naughty, but who cares what sentinels think? She spends most of her time trying to make the lifestone shudder, along with any bystanders that witness the death messages. Here she is welcoming a lost knight to Castle Anthrax.
Dalan Majere Dalan Majere brought the first large monarchy to join the Knights. He is a potent mage and powerful leader. He brought in many members, including Lothar the Protector. Then he quit playing. Then he started again. Then he quit again. Come back, Dalan!
Lothar the Protector Lothar the Protector is an axeman in search of more adventure. He'll be finding it on Aerlinthe now that he has item magic at level 50. Little does he know that bander blood will really stain that spiffy white matching armor.
Danilo Thann Danilo Thann, originally sworn to Random Nemesis, is one of the original web page designers. In his spare time, he does credits for film, too. A møöse bit his sîster.
Vic of Gold'en Vic of Gold'en makes himself available for questing and vassals, and is a major contributor to the allegiance newsletter. He somehow went from level 46 to level 1 and back to level 30 recently. Laws of physics cease to work near Vic.
Cindril Cindril is a potent archer/mage available for small adventures and helping out, although her RL player has her hands a bit full now, literally, as she's rolled-up a tiny new follower. She has the noted ability to bring three new characters to level 40 in a week, has the top spot for level of a single character and for cumulative levels over her ten characters (over 500 levels total!). It's surprising she gets so much xp because everyone seems to think she's imperiling that Coral Golem for them to run up and kill.
Kuma Kuma "The Bear" rarely refuses a dare, and never refuses a "double-dog" dare. He has extensively explored the various death messages and has screenshots of all of them, from every monster in Osteth. If you ask him to "hold off this Black Breath for a second while I charge up my jewelry" he'll hold it off... for exactly one second. Kuma runs with scissors.
Dead Person Dead Person chose a name worthy of his exceptional skill in the area. He has been slowly collecting 140% mod crossbows and assembling an army. This is not a joke.
Magma Grimlock Magma Grimlock, sworn to Wooden Badger, discovered how nasty vitae really gets early on. Since then he's been following his patron around with a torch, helping him map the White Rat Nest.
Trunks-san Trunks-san figured out early not to take macro spammers as vassals. Here he is doing his imitation of a Yoroi Golem which gets laughs in taverns throughout Dereth.
Ruiner-Eraser Ruiner-Eraser: Iron Chef, 4 School Mage, ex-Advocate, and Knight who says Ni! Is there anything he can't do? Apparently resist the temptation to train deception, cooking, arcane lore and leadership. Renowned slayer of the frumious Bandersnatchling, Ruiner's the guy that thinks it's "cool" to be tied to Teth. That is his real head.
Ayesha Ayesha was one of Zoot's first vassals, and as such, learned quickly how to receive a spanking and die repeatedly. If you ever need to find her, hang out by her lifestone... she'll be showing up momentarily. She looks after our "Evil Overlord" in appropriately-skimpy clothing and is a shoo-in for Castle Anthrax!
Scout Stone Scout Stone is a Fletcher/Alchemist sworn to Random Nemesis. His main goal in life is to present his beloved, the archer Ayesha, with the finest greater arrows in Dereth! Scout Stone is often seen in his favorite hunting grounds at the Citadel, testing his newly fletched creations on unsuspecting Lugians with his Comp Bow. The Lugians have posted a large reward: two boards with nails, an oversized hammer that still uses mace skill, and a large wheel of cheese. Check the note attached to one of those boulders on top of Scout Stone's corpse.
Grangalas Grangalas can also be found as Neo Grangalas and Grangalan. He spends all of his waking hours looking for a house that's available. His goal is to make a fortune in real-estate, but he can't figure out how to carry 8 packs of monster parts.
Mylor Mylor claims he is a second-generation sworder and aspires to purchase Life Magic at level 105. Lack of life magic, of course, makes him first generation. Only 30 more levels until he can accidently train Deception skill. He brought about 50 followers whom now say "Ni". You can also find him as Commodus. He is easily recognizable by his GSK which he nearly always keeps loaded with an acid stone. Leave it to Mylor to use the ugliest quest armor in the game, but whatever you do, do not taunt him for it. He has demonstrated extreme skill in the verbal assault, probably because of that acid GSK.


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