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Posted By: Morgiana
Posted On: 15 April 2012 - 05:53 PM |
Title: Daggers and Dragon, OH MY! ^_^
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Posted By: Ni
Posted On: 15 February 2012 - 07:47 PM |
Title: Deathwing down!
Slightly belated, Deathwing has been defeated in WoW!
In addition, our first Ops boss down in SWTOR!
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Posted By: Ni
Posted On: 22 December 2011 - 03:25 PM |
Title: Our server: Master Zhar Lestin
| The Knights who say Ni are on Master Zhar Lestin in SWTOR! |
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Posted By: Ni
Posted On: 19 December 2011 - 08:04 PM |
Title: Twas the night before launch
'Twas the night before launch, when all through BioWare,
Our CEO Ray Muzyka was pulling out hair.
The sysops were watching in their cubicle section
in hopes their ISP wouldn't drop their connection.
The machines were buzzing all snug in their racks,
with database updates of preorder backpacks.
I was watching my code run some optimization,
for new-user login and character creation.
When out on the monitor, the network scan screamed
there arose such a speedup, our netadmin creamed!
We've tripled our bandwidth?! I wondered out loud,
Somehow we might handle this incoming crowd!
I happily told the good news to the boss
but he was hairless on one side, and hitting the sauce.
So I looked at my screen to determine the reason
why things ran so well in this wintery season.
An instant message came over my screen
in a red Impact font with a snowy white sheen,
with a huge sluglike avatar and tiny green paws,
I knew in an instant, it was the Jolly Hutt Claus!
Now Network, Now DeeBee, he called them by name
On Processors, on ATM" I watched him exclaim,
"To Copper and Fiber and even DSL,
Now speedup, speedup, speedup like hell!"
And then in a twinkling, the drop-ceiling shuddered,
at the incredible weight of the huge Huttan blubber.
The sack that he carried was only himself
as he wedged himself between the racks and the shelf.
He was chubby... no, plump... No, he was gigantic,
but when Ray saw his presence, even he didn't panic.
His paunch -- how it jiggled! His hands were so tiny!
And with bacon-y goodness, he smelled kind of swiny.
With a huge tongue he ogled the racks and the cooling,
and muttered some Huttese between all his drooling.
He waved at the blades in some words much like elvin
and they started blazing at 1 degree kelvin!
He vanished through the fiber, just like he arrived,
and left only the hum of a machine room revived.
As we stared in shocked silence, on my monitor
was one last IM: "U HAS FUN PLAYING TOR!"
-- Vuelhering
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